You Gotta Make Your Own Fun. That's

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

I Love Fear Factor, But I Think They're Running Out Of Fears. It's Only A Matter Of Time Before They're Sitting Around Doing Shots Of Hepatitis C.

The More Discovery Channel You Watch, The Less Chance You Have Of Ever Meeting A Woman. Because It Fills Your Head With Odd Facts That Can Come Out At Any Moment. "hello. Did You Know Hitler Was Ticklish? That Sea Otters Have Four Nipples? Wait - Don't Run Away!"