I Don't Think I'm A Star Or

I'm Sitting In The Bus Station, Minding My Own Business, Reading 'ta-da!' Magazine; A Magazine By And For Gay Magicians, But That's A Different Story.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials. I'm Not An Actor Though, So I Don't Really Have Much Choice In The Matter.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

What's The Two Things They Tell You Are Healthiest To Eat? Chicken And Fish. You Know What You Should Do? Combine Them, Eat A Penguin.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.