What's The Two Things They Tell You

I Tell You One Thing That's Great About Children. They Don't Need A Show To Have Fun. What Do They Need? A Book Of Matches, Some Oily Rags, A Little Brother... That's All They Need.

Sex And Murder Are The Same. Well, You Say The Same After Both Don't You? "damn I Got To Get The Hell Out Of Here!" "what Was I Thinking!"

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.