So Take My Advice: Whatever You Do?

Sometimes Between Lunch And Dinner, When There's A Lull, Jill And Shaniqua And I Will Sit Around And Fantasize About What We'd Do If A Real Celebrity Walked Into The Place, Like Chad Michael Murray (although We've Gone Off Him A Bit Since His Divorce) Or Jared Padalecki, Or Even Prince William (you Never Know. He Could Have Gotten His Yacht Lost, Or Whatever.)

Escape From The Realm Of The Dead Is Impossible. She's Not Dead. Not This Time.

When He Smiled, Something Strange Happened To My Insides. It Was Like They Turned To Liquid.

Whoa. If High School Was Suppose To Be The Best Years Of My Life - At Least So Far - I Was Truly Destined To Have A Sucky Adulthood.

I Like 'em Big. And Stupid. Don't Tell My Husband.