Software Is Like Entropy. It Is Difficult

People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers Do.

If A Sufficient Number Of Management Layers Are Superimposed On Top Of Each Other, It Can Be Assured That Disaster Is Not Left To Chance.

It's Easy To Get A Loan Unless You Need It.

A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.

Law Number Xxxvi: The Thickness Of The Proposal Required To Win A Multimillion Dollar Contract Is About One Millimeter Per Million Dollars. If All The Proposals Conforming To This Standard Were Piled On Top Of Each Other At The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon It Would Probably Be A Good Idea.