Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

Friend Of Mine Just Told Me He Used To Be A Bad Alcoholic. I Calmed Him Down. Told Him He Was A Good Alcoholic Just A Horrible Drinker.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.