Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.