Some Guys Look Better As They Get

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.

I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their Own Hair. I Don't Think It's Natural.

You Know, I Look Like A Woman But I Think Like A Man. And In This World Of Business, That Has Helped Me A Lot. Because By The Time They Think That I Don't Know What's Goin' On, I Then Got The Money, And Gone.

I Always Ask God To Work Through Me And Let Me Be A Light Of Some Kind And Help In This World, So I Always Pray For That, And I Always Want To Do Good.

Here You Come Again, Looking Better Than A Body Has A Right To.