Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin

What's The Difference Between Sex And Love? I Have Four Wives And Five Kids. I Apparently Don't Know The Difference.

Actors Have Bodyguards And Entourages Not Because Anybody Wants To Hurt Them - Who Would Want To Hurt An Actor? - But Because They Want To Get Recognized. God Forbid Someone Doesn't Recognize Them.

My Least Favorite Phrase In The English Language Is 'i Don't Care.'

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

I'm Here Instead Of Having Shoulder Surgery. But I'm Not Sure Which Is More Painful.