Some Men Are So Eager For Success

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.