Some People Are Amazed At My Brain,

A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands For And The Voters Fall For.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.