Never Place A Period Where God Has

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

My Mind Works So Fast. When I Think Of Something I Say It. Lots Of Times I Say It Even Before I Think Of It.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.