My Mind Works So Fast. When I

My Mind Works So Fast. When I Think Of Something I Say It. Lots Of Times I Say It Even Before I Think Of It.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.