My Mind Works So Fast. When I

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.