My Mind Works So Fast. When I

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

I'm Having My Platform Run Up By A Movie Set Designer, So It Will Be Very Impressive From The Front, But Not Too Premanent. After All, There's No Sense Putting A Lot Of Time And Thought Into Something You'll Have No Use For After You're Elected.

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.