Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain

I Get So Into The Moment.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

I'm In A New Club, By The Way. And I Don't Know If You're First Timers Like I Am, But I'm In The 'i Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have You Done That? Yeah, Good Times. I'm On The Phone And I Forget That I'm Using Shoulder Technique. Urinals Were Taken So I Went In To Use The Regular John. And As I'm Standing There, Mid-conversation, I'm Like 'are You Serious?' And It Just Started To Toboggan Right Down My Powerful Chest.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.