Some People Live Life And Others Talk

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

Friendship Is Love Made Bearable.

Creative People Do Not Belong In The University Because The Process Is Antithetical To The Analytical Process So Necessary For Proper Scholarship.

All Decisions Are Made On Insufficient Evidence.

Whoever Said Progress Was A Positive Thing Has Never Been To Florida Or California.