Some Promises Are Better Left Unsaid

I Knew That People Were Going To Talk About It, I Knew It Was Embarrassing, And I Knew It Was A Big Deal. But Did I Think That It Was Going To Be This Thing That Followed Me For, You Know, The Next Years To Come? I Guarantee You, 25 Years From Now, I'll Be Known As The Girl That Lip Synced On 'snl.' But, You Know, It Was A Weird Thing. Not Fun.

I've Always Been A Rocker. Like Ever Since I Was Really Young. I Had A Crush On The Green Day Guys. That's Always Been What I Was Like And Been My Interest.

Once When I Was 16 I Had My Car Taken Away From Me For Being Past Curfew. Oh, And I Said A Bad Word Once, And I Actually Did Get My Mouth Washed Out With Soap.

I Think That's The Thing. I Don't Want To Date A Celebrity. I Want To Date A Normal Person. So I'm Looking For A Normal Person.

I Can Only Be Myself, I'm Sorry That's Hell For You.