Sometimes Experience Trumps Assumption.

If You Get A Little Gassy, You've Got To Let It Go. So People Used To Say To Me, 'you're Like A Whoopee Cushion.'

When You Are Kind To Someone In Trouble, You Hope They'll Remember And Be Kind To Someone Else. And It'll Become Like A Wildfire.

When I Forget How Talented God Is, I Look To The Sea.

I Don't Have Pet Peeves Like Some People. I Have Whole Kennels Of Irritation.

Really, Darling, It's A No-brainer. You Know, I Understand Not Everybody Is For Gay Marriage. But If You're Not For Gay Marriage, Don't Marry A Gay Person. That's What I Say