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Yesterday The Supreme Court Lifted The Ban On Same-sex Marriage In Kansas. They Didn't Give A Reason For The Ruling, But Then Again When A State Is Famous For A Judy Garland Musical About A Rainbow And A Wizard Who Comes Out Of A Closet, Do You Really Need An Excuse?

I'm Not A Big Baseball Fan, To Be Honest.

Jeb Bush Gave A Speech Yesterday. He Had A Pretty Rough Time. He Accidentally Said That Isis Has 200,000 Men Instead Of 20,000, And Then He Mispronounced The Name Of The Terrorist Group Boko Haram. So If History Has Taught Us Anything, Jeb Is Well On His Way To Winning The White House.

As You Can Imagine, With Hillary Clinton Being Here, Security Is Very Tight. The Secret Service Has Been Here All Day Sweeping The Halls, The Offices, The Hard Drives... It's Tight.

Christine O'donnell Released A Commercial In Which She Says, 'i'm Not A Witch.' That's Pretty Good, Though Not As Effective As Her Opponent's Slogan, 'i'm Not Christine O'donnell.'