Sometimes My Dad Even Gets On This

They Proved That If You Quit Smoking, It Will Prolong Your Life. What They Haven't Proved Is That A Prolonged Life Is A Good Thing. I Haven't Seen The Stats On That Yet.

Rock Stars Hawking Diet Cokes--are Demons Set Loose On The Earth To Lower The Standards For The Perfect & Holy Children Of God!

Women Priests. Great, Great. Now There's Priests Of Both Sexes I Don't Listen To.

To Me, Texas Is Austin, A Bunch Of Cool People Trying To Make A Difference.

It's All About Money, Not Freedom. If You Think You're Free, Try Going Somewhere Without Money, Okay?