Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

I See Tv Ads About Detergents That Can Get Blood Stains Out Of Your Cloths. I Say If You Have Blood Stains On Your Cloths You Should Be Thinking About Something Other Than Laundry.

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.