Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less

Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up, Bs Excuse For Not Doing Your Work.

Yeah, Like Bizarro Superman, Superman's Exact Opposite, Who Lives In The Backwards Bizarro World. Up Is Down, Down Is Up, He Says Hello When He Leaves, Goodbye When He Arrives.

What The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some Trash.

You Know Why Dogs Have No Money? No Pockets. 'cause They See Change On The Street All The Time And It's Driving Them Crazy. When You're Walking Them, He Is Always Looking Up At You. "there's A Quarter...."

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.