Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

My Daughter Was A Beautiful Child.

It Took Me A Long Time To Get To Where I'm At, In My Career And As A Man. I Was Going Through My Trials And Tribulations In Life, And It Gave Me The Strength To Tackle Things That Have Come My Way.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.