Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son.

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.

I Learned Hard Lessons In Life; I Had To Because I Had So Much Happen: My Mother Died My Sophomore Year In High School. The Next Year, Same Day, My Brother Dropped Dead. Two Years After That, I Got Married Because My Girlfriend Got Pregnant. The Year After My Wedding, My Father - Who I Had Only Recently Met - Died.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

I Hate To Compare Anything, Especially While I'm Promoting. I Feel That's Another Disrespect, But 'ocean's 13' Is The Best Movie I've Ever Done In My Life. No Question.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.