Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son.

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.

When It Comes To Raising Children, I Believe In Give And Take. I Give Orders And They Take 'em.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.