Spare No Expense To Save Money On

I Don't Want Any Yes-men Around Me. I Want Everybody To Tell Me The Truth Even If It Costs Them Their Job.

Pictures Are For Entertainment, Messages Should Be Delivered By Western Union.

If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking My Head In A Moose.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.