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Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

What Bothers Me About Tv Is That It Tends To Take Our Minds Off Our Minds.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.