Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.