Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.