Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.