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Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition Of Guessing And Then Blaming Others For Inadequate Results.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.