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I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

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The Maintenance Man Is Moving The Thermostat In Our Office Today. I Started Talking With Him About The