Stephen King Once Told Me He Liked

We're All Pilgrims On The Same Journey But Some Pilgrims Have Better Road Maps.

G.i. Humor Is Similar To Cop Humor.

Stephen King Once Told Me He Liked My Writing. And That Was Great.

I Sometimes Use Some Personality Traits To Fashion Part Of A Character. Most Of My Characters Are Composites Of Either People I Know Or People In The Public Eye.

I Enjoy The Presence Of A Woman In The House For Brief Periods Of Time. They Fall Into Two Categories: The Organizers And The Slobs. There’s Probably A Third Category—the Naggers, Who Try To Get You To Do Things, But I’ve Never Run Into One Of Those. Oddly, I Have No Preference Regarding Oganizers Or Slobs, As Long As They Don’t Try To Pick My Clothes For Me. Basically, All Women Are Nurturers And Healers, And All Men Are Mental Patients To Varying Degrees. It Works Fine If People Stick To Their Fated Roles. But Nobody Does.