Stick A Lighted Candle Up Your Backside

Writers Have Opinions - That, In Part, Is Why They Write. Therefore They Have Strong Likes And Dislikes.

Marriage Is The Gold Standard Of All Relationships. It's The Currency By Which Everything Is Valued.

Find Your Soul And You'll Live. Lose Your Soul And You'll Die.

Marriage Is Very Important. Marrying A Girl Is The Most Important Thing A Man Can Do. Never Mind Business Or Politics Or Sport Or Any Of That, There's Nothing So Vital To The World As A Man Marrying A Woman. That's Where We Get Our Children From, That's How The Human Race Goes Forward. And If It's Too Late For Children, There's The Companionship Of A Safe And Trusted Person.

When I Come Out On The Road Of A Morning, When I Have Had A Night's Sleep And Perhaps A Breakfast, And The Sun Lights A Hill On The Distance, A Hill I Know I Shall Walk Across An Hour Or Two Thence, And It Is Green And Silken To My Eye, And The Clouds Have Begun Their Slow, Fat Rolling Journey Across The Sky, No Land In The World Can Inspire Such Love In A Common Man.