Suburb: A Place That Isn't City, Isn't

Women Who Feel Naked Without Their Lipstick Are Well Over Thirty.

If There Is Something You Must Do And You Cannot Do It, You Cannot Do Anything Else.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags Along.

Suburb: A Place That Isn't City, Isn't Country, And Isn't Tolerable.