Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

I Like Children - Fried.