Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.