Talk About Handicap - I'm A One-eyed

Tap Dancing All Started With The Old Clog Waltz.

If You Want To Get Known As A Singer You Hire Five Sexy Chicks And Let Them Fight Over You Onstage And For The Cameras. That's Publicity, Man.

Real Success Is Not On The Stage, But Off The Stage As A Human Being, And How You Get Along With Your Fellow Man.

Bogart Could Have Been Color Blind. He Got To Know A Man Before He Decided If He Liked Him Or Not.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.