Tax Reform Is Taking The Taxes Off

I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic. I May Not Get There, But I'm Going First Class.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: ...any Music-free Restaurant ... A Grandson Who Offers To Clean The Snow Off My Driveway And Also Fix My Computer ... An Evening In Bed With A Good Book. ... A Good Night's Sleep ... As You Can See, It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.

War For Most Men Is Not Fighting Or Marching In Parades. It Is Sitting Around Somewhere Wondering What The Hell You Are Supposed To Be Doing.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.

People Ask What I Am Really Trying To Do With Humor. The Answer Is, "i'm Getting Even