Tell Me What You Need, And I'll

It's Hard To Argue With The Government. Remember, They Are They Run The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms, So They Must Know A Thing Or Two About Satisfying Women.

Failure Is A Resource That Can Be Managed.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.