Tension Is Wonderful For Making People Laugh.

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor

Years Ago We Would Have Been Burned For This. Now What I Am Suggesting Is That We've Advanced.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

A Wonderful Thing About True Laughter Is That It Just Destroys Any Kind Of System Of Dividing People.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'