Textbooks Are Soviet Propaganda.

If You're Not A Born-again Christian, You're A Failure As A Human Being.

Labor Unions Should Study And Read The Bible Instead Of Asking For More Money. When People Get Right With God, They Are Better Workers.

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

I Am Saying Pornography Hurts Anyone Who Reads It -- Garbage In, Garbage Out.

I Am Such A Strong Admirer And Supporter Of George W. Bush That If He Suggested Eliminating The Income Tax Or Doubling It, I Would Vote Yes On First Blush.