Thank God For The Passing Of The

The Exhibitionist Loves To Flirt With Shame

An Academic Dialect Is Perfected When Its Terms Are Hard To Understand And Refer Only To One Another.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

Critic's Delight: Scolding The Mighty Dead.

I Love You In My Dreams, But Not In Real Life.