Thank God, I'll Never Have To Play

The Answer To Helplessness Is Not So Very Complicated.

The Cello Is Like A Beautiful Woman Who Has Not Grown Older, But Younger With Time, More Slender, More Supple, More Graceful.

Let Us Not Forget That The Greatest Composers Were Also The Greatest Thieves. They Stole From Everyone And Everywhere.

Thank God, I'll Never Have To Play The Cello Again.

Resist Doing Things That Have No Meaning For Life.