The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.