I Wasn't Put On This Earth To

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

None Of Us Went To University, None Of Us Went To College, None Of Us Played In A Different Band Before, None Of Us Done Anything. We Were The Last Great Band To Come Out Of Nowhere, On An Indie Label. We've Sold 50 Million Records. That's Still The Benchmark. Until Someone Does What We've Done, I'll Always Consider Myself The Last Big Songwriter

Rock 'n' Roll Is About Music. Music. Music. Music. It's Not About You, It's Not About Me, It's Not About Oasis. It's About The Tunes.

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.