The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life.

I Want To Speak Directly To The Audience, To Say, 'i'm Like You - I'm Frustrated, I'm Not An Expert, I Don't Have A Manual On Parenting, I Make Mistakes, I'm Selfish Too.'

I Can Act. I've Been Acting For A Long Time, But Like Anything Else, Don't Nobody Owe You Nothing. You've Go To Pay Your Dues. You Go From A To Z; You Don't Go From M To Z.

My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't Stand To See Someone Hurting.

Black Audiences Are Hard. They Always Think They're Better Than You. So You Got To Come With A Little Extra To Satisfy Them.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.