The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

I Care About Politics, But I Have A Tough Time Making Comedy Out Of It. I Was So Happy To Have A Chance To Be On The Daily Show, And I Think Jon Stewart's So Funny... But Mostly In My Own Comedy, I Care About Less Relevant Things.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.