The Cheerful Loser Is The Winner.

Academic Education Is The Act Of Memorizing Things Read In Books, And Things Told By College Professors Who Got Their Education Mostly By Memorizing Things Read In Books.

It Is A Curious Fact That Of All The Illusions That Beset Mankind None Is Quite So Curious As That Tendency To Suppose That We Are Mentally And Morally Superior To Those Who Differ From Us In Opinion.

Of All Blessings, No Gift Equals The Gentle, Trusting Love And Companionship Of A Good Woman.

Lawyers Are The Jackals Of Commerce.

Enthusiasm Is Like Having Two Right Hands.