The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.