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The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation Has A Loser.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.