The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.