The Conscious Mind Is The Editor, And

I Cannot Smell Mothballs Because It's So Difficult To Get Their Little Legs Apart.

I Just Gave My Cat A Bath. Now How Do I Get All This Fur Off My Tounge?

But Carroll's Were More Convoluted, And They Struck Me As Funny In A New Way: 1) Babies Are Illogical. 2) Nobody Is Despised Who Can Manage A Crocodile. 3) Illogical Persons Are Despised. Therefore, Babies Cannot Manage Crocodiles. And: 1) No Interesting Poems Are Unpopular Among People Of Real Taste. 2) No Modern Poetry Is Free From Affectation. 3) All Of Your Poems Are On The Subject Of Soap Bubbles. 4) No Affected Poetry Is Popular Among People Of Taste. 5) Only A Modern Poem Would Be On The Subject Of Soap Bubbles. Therefore, All Your Poems Are Uninteresting.

When You're Reaching For A Star, There's A Long Way To Fall.

She Had Destroyed Whatever Was Between Us By Making A Profound Gaffe: She Met Me.