The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.