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The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.