The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.