...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?