...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.